About Us

Hey there, you fabulous human — welcome to The Sassy Goose!

We’re a small-but-feisty South African print-on-demand two-man crew making funny, bold, and slightly unhinged merch for people who don’t take life too seriously.
After one too many “Sorry, we don’t ship to South Africa” messages, we decided to do it ourselves — because if you want it done right (and with South African attitude), you must do it yourself.
Every piece of merch is made to order, right here at home — no overseas nonsense, no waiting months, just pure local sass.

Whether you’re after sarcastic slogans, geeky quotes, or just something that makes people double-take in the checkout line, The Sassy Goose is here to help you show off your personality — one print at a time.
Funny. Local. A little cheeky. Made with love (and a little sarcasm).
That’s The Sassy Goose way. 

Should you have an idea for a graphic too unhinged for your average family business, whether it be for a shirt or a mug or a cap, send it our way and lets see if we can make some magic together. Let's talk.